Mentally Ill Test:

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

Total: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[]You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 10

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 12

[x!] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice

Total: 14

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x!] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 19

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 23 (=92% mentally ill)

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.